As i was self landing my kite a highly intoxicated beach-goer asked me to take her for a ride. after the regular, its dangerous, need lessons talk i proceeded to land my kite. meanwhile, she decides to try and take it for a ride as i’m screaming “don’t touch it! don’t touch it!”. Well, the kite looped, she experienced one hell of a body slam and my leash broke from the lifeguard stand due to the force of the kiteloop.